Jellocee

38 DD - in case you wondered.

unHappy Housewife. Sit and read my life… maybe you can help.

The name… well, that depends. I was born with one name, another put on a birth certificate. I was married at 16, divorced at 18 and married again at 19. My in-laws think my maiden name is my first married name and my first married name is my maiden name. After 14 years, i have decided not to correct them. Everyone I’ve ever talked to online has mispronounced my name when seen it written down and if they hear it first, they misspell it. So I moved on.. how about my initals? So i changed it up to ELLE KAY. Easy enough, but people have mispronounced that as well… You can’t go wrong with something so easy as JELLOCEE. It’s obvious and fuck, who doesn’t like a good bowl of Jello (shots)…
and I was convinced that SOMEONE would mispronounce “JEALOUSY” so i said fuck it. So in closing, i have approximately 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 – 5 -6 -7… 7 names.

I’ve got 10 tattoos, and my nipples are pierced. I was only going to get one done, but per His orders, i had the second one done too.

My next tattoo will be feetprints up the middle of my back and hopefully at some point, maybe my birthday, i’ll get ivy up my right side, from under my bum, following the curve of my body and around my breast.

You may now as me any question you want, and I’ll answer it honestly.