They made me do it!!

Oh dear, they’ve got me hooked on World of Warcraft. Honey and J. J is W’s un-husband. They had a committment ceremony last year, but neither are interested in getting married again. Okay, now i’ve given you much too much information on them. They’ve gotten me hooked on WoW. I am not going to get into much more on that…

He is going to leave for Iraq in 3 weeks. He’ll be gone for 450 days. This breaks my heart. I hate that he is going. I wish there was a way i would know that he he would be safe while he was there, and come home okay. I am really nervous about that, especially since there is no way i would find out unless i looked him up on some random website. My heart is going to hurt, but because he is my friend and honestly not for any other reason.

I’m currently at W & J’s house watching Mama Mia with J’s 5 year old son, who knows all of the words to all of the songs. He is really rather adorable. Has the hugest crush on my younger daughter.

Honey has been laid off for 5 weeks now. I am sort of going crazy. I love him to death, but he seriously neeeeeeds to go back to work. Every day sitting and playing warcraft, the house needs cleaned and the laundry and dishes when they aren’t done… everything is crazy. Unemployment is just lovely (not so much) but J is phenomenal and in buying me 2 months of WoW, he Honey gets a free month and playing is actually cheaper than free! So the three of us, J honey and I all play 2 – 3 times a week either at our house or at his. It’s fun.

I’m directing the summer musical. Spending each night in town with 25 teenagers that i’m sure i would rather punch in the face when they start acting like teenagers. I had enough drama when i didn’t cast my daughter in the part that she wanted. But i think in the end, it will be good and come July, it’ll be fantastic. We’ve got a larger stage, which means a larger cast, which means a larger audience. I’m SO freakin excited. And scared to death. It’s going to be a long summer.

My BFF… the one i’ve had since i was like… 15 i think. She’s not been to the new house… We had made plans about a month ago to see a scary movie together… her and I usually go to scary movies together and scream obcenities at the screen and in front of little children. I emailed her and I worked around her schedule, as she had made plans already with her bf. But i never heard from her. No phone calls, emails, texts, facebook wall posts, myspace comments, blog mentions.. nothing. But I understand the whole boyfriend, job, has moved to another town, her best friend was getting married… Her best friend. She was busy being maid of honor, with all of the plans that comes with that. Jen’s great. Jeremy too… but they are “BFF’s” friends, not mine. With their weekly hang out parties… Last night at auditions, my AD looked at me afterwards and said “We’re all going to Applebee’s…”Trailing off and leaving it open, but when I mentioned that I couldn’t go – she looked at the others like “who invited her?” And that’s the feeling i always got from “Bff” when she was hanging out with her bff. “Who invited you?”

j

(that was J)

So… yeah. Over that little bit of drama. God, this is supposed to be Half Naked Thursday and i’m all getting into shit that no one wants to talk to… I took this picture the other day. Not sure why – but i was told that it was a good picture and i won’t show it to ppl until it’s been posted… not sure though, if it’s good… it’s not… i dunno. maybe i’m not used to that side of me. *shrug*

So for the breast fans out there, here is a dress i contemplated wearing a couple of days ago to a meeting… but since it was in a high school… i chose not to.

Okay, i am closeish to losing my mind trying to write… So… if i have more thoughts over this weekend when I don’t think i’m doing much more that sitting on my ass and worrying about my play, i’ll tell you them all…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can do a TMI TUESDAY!!!

1. Have you ever had angry sex?
Yes, my ex and I had angry sex a lot. He always pissed me off. Honey and I don’t have angry sex though… hmmm… something to contemplate…

2. Pity sex?
Not so sure I could. Yeah, pretty damn sure that I couldn’t. Pity sex with someone i only feel badly for? Why do i feel badly? Is he… nevermind. No, i’ve never.

3. “Oh well, I might as well” sex?
Yes, when I was younger, this happend often. My ex cheated on me a lot, so “I might as well too.”

4. One-of-you-knew-it-was-goodbye-and-the-other-didn’t sex?
Again, my ex. God, i hate him!!

5. Don’t-remember-having-it sex?
Oh, no. I ALWAYS remember having sex!

6. Regret-it-afterward sex?
Yeah, kinda… there were several people when I was younger that i regretted it immediately. But what was i going to do about it? I didn’t do it again, and I didn’t dwell.

7. Can’t-remember-his/her-name sex?
Dammit YES! I was pregnant, horny… he was there… this is also the “regret-it-afterward sex” It was in someone elses bed, with someone elses bf… dammit!
And the one person I could ask… is my ex… hahaha!

8. Never-knew-his/her-name sex?
Nope,  never done this one. I always make it a point to find out at least the first name of my… encounters…

Bonus: What was the worst single sexual experience of your life?
Oh god. Honey and I hooked up with this couple… M&J. She was just a tiny thing and once we switched partners, she was incredibly happy with the size of honey… Unfortunately, he was also just a tiny thing… tiny tiny… no… seriously, My spacebar might be longer than he was. He seemed to have fun because he showed up at my house a couple of times afterward with “permission” to go again… we turned him away… and now they are divorced.

Who would have thunk it?

The weekend of the 3rd of April, we drove up north and dropped off two of the kids with the grandparents for Spring Break. We left on the 4th and came home on the 6th. On our way home, W sent me a txt telling me she had gotten tickets to the Grand Rapids Griffins (AHL Affiliate to the Detroit Red Wings) game on Friday (April 10) and I was SO up for it. Non-Husband (hers) had to work so she asked me to go. Later that night, i found out that the Stanley-Freakin-Cup was going to be there. Unfortunately, W was only able to snag ONE pass to get in to see it. Her man told me, not her. She was terrified to tell me that she was going to be able to see it, and not be able to take me. Thankfully, I have a friend who works for the Grand Rapids Griffins, so i sent her a txt and waited for days for a reply… which never came.

Finally, on Friday I went to W’s office which was only a few blocks from the arena and finally jut called my friend. She told me to be at the arena early and get a good place at the front of the line and we’d get in to see THE Cup. So we did… at 5:10 PM we got in line… at 6 PM the gate opened and we hurried down the line to get close to the front of the line to wait… Finally we got into the room where they were showing the cup and it was packed. Rope lines winding back and fourth 9 1/2 times through the room. We knew that at about 7 PM they were going to take the cup on ice for pre-game festivities. So we wandered up and down these isles trying to get clear pictures but it seemed that every shot we got, it was blocked just as we pushed the shutter button. Finally, we were 8 rows thru and had a clear shot of Lord Stanley’s Cup. Both of us were vibrating with excitement… until they came and TOOK the cup!! We weren’t 10 minutes away from being near it, and they took it away… I wanted to cry. The girls ahead of us sat down and so did W.

About 25 minutes later, they brought it back. Shined it up, and we were back on for those pics. At this point, it’s about 7:15. The Keeper of the Cup (Mike Bolt) wandered over to our general area and said hi. I told him that he had the worlds greateet job. I asked how I could get it, and he told me I’d have to work for the Hockey Hall of Fame. So i’d have to move to Toronto… Can do. 10 minutes later, we are at the head of the line. I’m flipping out. Finally it’s our turn. I give them my cell phone, W gives them her camera and we go stand up with it. Of course, I touched it – much to the dismay of my entire family – and got our picture. The 10-15 seconds that we stood there with the Cup is certainly the high point of 2009 so far. Happy. Fucking. Day.

Oh, the Griffins lost that game. The last game of the regular season. I’m okay with it. I saw…touched… Stanley. *Sigh*

Honey still isn’t back to work. Kids are going back to school tomorrow (April 14). Spent most of the day at W’s house helping them paint. I think her man will come here tomorrow to help us with a few things. It’s nice to have friends who will help us and we can help with things. If they say they’ll do something or be somewhere, they will. Yes, even W. I think… possibly…. i could maybe kinda sorta even say she’s a little bit like my new bff… betcha didn’t see that coming!

Too Far Away!

 

It's right there!!

 

It is fucking BEAUTIFUL! (and SO shiney!)