Oh Dear.

I am SO bored tonight. Just been sitting here for the past few hours. Watched the hockey game, but we lost in overtime and i turned it off. That was like 9:30. It’s 11:05 now and i’ve done nothing the last 90 minutes. Watching stupid tv shows, commercials about really stupid movies and i want to move. I want to move i want to move i want to move! Stopped over today with the kids so they could see the new place. They loved it, but it might not be ready to go until Monday, so i am still waiting… waiting sucks.

A girl i know totally compared herself to Bella from Twilight today. Wanted to gag myself. I have the munchies and I’m pretty damn certain that i have to find a way to get an endless supply of doritos to my house. Will and Grace is on. I have boxes stacked up to almost the ceiling in my livingroom and I’m pretty sure if someone tries to sit near them, they’ll topple over onto them… in fact, i’m banking on it. Yes, i’m THAT bored. Turned off W&G, Scrubs is on now.

Someone wanna put me out of my misery?

TMI Tuesday – waiting to move still.

1. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
Ooh.. Um. I forget. Twilight  I think. Good movie, but the daughters hated it. They are Book to Movie Nazis

2. What is your favorite movie theater snack?
Nachos. I love Nachos anyway, so…

3. Have you ever snuck in ‘outside’ food into a theater?
Yes, candy and such. Maybe a soda. But not “food” food.

4. Have you ever made out in a theater?
Yes. i have.

5. What is the ‘farthest’ you have gone in a theater?
Just making out. Some ‘over the clothes’ things, but nothing seriously crazy.

Bonus (as in optional):  What is one of your favorite movie sex scene?
Any of the sex scenes in 9 1/2 weeks. Oh, dear… At the clock tower, on the stairs, on the table… That movie is SO fucking hot.

100 Mother Effin Things!!!

1. My favorite thing in the world right now is the last bowl of lucky charms out of the box.
2. Apparently – according to certain people from Connecticut – I’m “utterly fuckable” right now.
3. I’m afraid of the moon. It started off just when it was low, but now it’s most of the time… I find it odd to just be hanging there like that… much like the earth and the sun, but honestly I try not to think about that either.
4. And airplanes scare me as well. Badly…
5. I have OCD at the grocery store
6. I hate not getting replies from emails I send.
7. I cannot eat homemade cookies. I can’t… just can’t.
8. I’ve had 7 dogs in the last 9 years. Tasha, Lola, Molly, Cassie, Zelda, Snickers & Joe. But soon, I won’t have any. And 5 cats. (Josie, Avery, JJ, Leia, Moocow)
9. I am afraid of abnormally large objects. Cruise Ships, Large airplanes, the ocean…
10. I also run from helicopters, afraid they’ll land on me.
11. I hate doing laundry and dishes. And housework in general.
12. I only want white sheets on my bed. I don’t’ want any other colors.
13. I like to drive long distances.
14. I hate leaving my house.
15. I hate having to think of what to make for dinner every night
16. There is a lot of things I want to do every day, but I would rather sleep.
17. I LOVE sleep.
18. I also love sneezing and stretching.
19. I wish I would have been able to know my brother Bud better. He died 12 ½ years ago.
20. I’d give anything to take a trip to Australia
21. I always think that I never get anything I want, but really – I’m spoiled.
22. I don’t regret anything I’ve done in life.
23. I believe everything happens for a reason.
24. I do not believe in god.
25. I believe less in the bible.
26. I could buy a week’s worth of groceries – Breakfast Lunch and Dinner for $50 if I had to.
27. I don’t like many kids. Mine and close friends only. Some of my nieces and nephews bother me…
28. I am a democrat and very proud of it.
29. Accents are very sexy. So are deep voices. Oh yeah!
30. I am very private. LOL. I only share what I want to share. I hate people finding out things about me that I have not told them.
31. I can check my email on my lappy, any of my other 3 home computers, my cell phone and my iPod touch. So I always know when someone isn’t replying to my emails.
32. I also have 6 email addresses that I check regularly, 2 MySpace’s and a facebook. Oh, and 2 blogs.
33. I got my first computer 11 years ago next month.
34. I just totally thought it was February (January 22)
35. I still talk to the first person I ever had a conversation with online. And I still remember what day it was.
36. I love hockey. Really a lot. The Detroit Red Wings are phenomenal. There are no jerks on the team and there honestly is no reason for anyone to hate them except for they are REALLY good.
37. I like having phone sex… no, I love it.
38. I have an itch on my left breast.
39. No, my other left.
40. I want some popcorn.
41. I have been in love more than once in my life.
42. I do not regret having my 3 kids before I was 22.
43. I once cried for 4 hours over the Red Wings losing a hockey game.
44. I keep watching Sex and the City on TBS but I hate every second of it.
45. It’s really hard to think of 100 things.
46. I am very unorganized
47. When I want to do something, I want to do it immediately. I hate to wait.
48. I’ve seen my favorite movie no less than 400 times. And I’d rather watch it with my brother than anyone else on the planet.
49. Every time I see my dad, he tells me I’m fat.
50. I hate to fold my socks. But I have a friend who would do it for me any day of the week.
51. I want to lose weight so I can dress up like a pinup girl in a button up shirt and tight skirt and my hair up in curls and high heels and take pictures.
52. Blue Moon ice cream is almond flavoured – and my favourite.
53. In the summer, I’ll turn on the air conditioner and wrap up in a blanket.
54. I am an accidental psychic.
55. I’m scared that my daughters will grow up to be just like me.
56. I was never on an airplane before I was 28 years old.
57. I know the address of every place I’ve ever lived.
58. Sometimes, I will laugh harder at something I’ve said than anyone else.
59. I would rather tell people I’ve never met things about me than my best friends because I don’t want my friends to judge me.
60. I develop crushes easily…
61. I hate almost all cartoons. Hate.
62. I collect pencils. Seriously – about 1400 of em.
63. I’m allergic to bananas… I think. But I’m not going to test to make sure.
64. I don’t have many close friends, and I don’t want many close friends. I love the ones I do have with all of my heart.
65. I have 10 tattoos.
66. I hate chatting with people online. So if I do chat with you, that means I REALLY like you.
67. I love canned fruit… pears, peaches… Mmm. But I never get any cuz everyone gets to them before me.
68. I would LOVE to own a DeLorean one day… *sigh*
69. I hate doing dishes. I make my 13 year old do them… my other daughter would call CPS on me if I tried to make her do it.
70. Sometimes, I’ll be completely serious about something, and someone will laugh hysterically at it.
71. Sometimes, I’d rather sit in my bed all day and do absolutely nothing than face the world.
72. I hate paying bills… I’m always late on them, but only because I hate paying them, not because I don’t’ have the funds.
73. I drink a lot of mountain dew, but water is my favorite.
74. I’m sorta bummed about not going to my dad’s brother’s funeral. I wish I could have seen his dead body. It would have been the happiest day of my life.
75. I love mashed potatoes.
76. I have never been handcuffed to a bed.
77. I want to use my tax return to buy EVERYTHING. I have to make a list.
78. I really enjoy doing live theatre, but I am going to love having a lot of time off this spring/summer.
79. Every time I get into a TV show, it gets cancelled. Studio 60 was an awesome show. I was pissed they cancelled it. My Own Worst Enemy too… But they kept “Kath and Kim” ?
80. I still watch LOST even though everyone else has given up on it.
81. I got caught stealing a cassette tape and some mascara at a department store when I was 12. It wasn’t mine, it was my nieces and she was putting it in my purse. I stole eyeliner, and I was not caught for that. But she told on me anyway.
82. I have one sister that I’ve never met. She was born “April Star” and her name now is Susan. I don’t know where to find her.
83. I have 12 siblings. That I know of.
84. Most of them are the white trashiest people I’ve ever met and I’d rather not be associated with them. But I love them.
85. I don’t have enough curtains for my new house. I don’t want people to look into my house, but I love looking into other people’s houses.
86. I do not think Jerry Seinfeld is funny.
87. I hate when things are hidden from me. I think i have to know everything. But i don’t have to. I just like to.
88. My itch is on my right breast… still.
89. I am currently waiting for a damn email…
90. I am really not a big fan of weekend.
91. I hate people talking about noses. It makes mine itch.
92. I like using big words. If I don’t know what it means, I’ll look it up.
93. I have SO much shit to move.
94. I’m worried I’ll forget something when I move. I did last time. Never saw that ice cream scoop again.
95. My favorite Care Bear is Good Luck Bear.
96. I once had a job for like 7 months and never worked a day.
97. I can show you wear I live on the back of my left hand… yes, my left.
98. I have a necklace with the letters STALKER on it.
99. I wear it to hubby’s hockey games.
100. I am glad that my new bedroom will be big enough to put my TV in the room so I can watch porn; which is stupid, because I never watch porn on my TV, only my lappy. 

It’s Cold.

I’m cold.

That is all.
Good Day.

Happy Thursday…

Welcome to a new phase in the life that is the United States of America. Barack Obama was sworn in as our nation’s 44^th President on Tuesday afternoon. I watched the entire inauguration from when I woke up on Tuesday morning until Ellen came on in the afternoon. Then I caught a little bit of the Inaugural Balls on the cable news channels later that night. It’s funny; TMZ asked whether or not we thought the Obama’s had sex that night. They implied that if they did, it would have been after the balls, but in my opinion, they way they were so close while dancing, I bet they did it while getting ready for the balls, when she was putting on her dress. Hilarious to think about…

Anyway… Since Obama was voted in as the President Elect, I have heard more racist “jokes” about him than I need to hear. Honestly, I find it offensive. Yes, they are still going to call it the “White” House. No, it isn’t so cold out because someone said that it would be a cold day in hell before a *N-Word* took office. And no, niece of mine, it isn’t a “good thing” that no one in our family married a “mexi or a darkie”  and have children some “wtf shade”. Honestly, girl… Who taught people to think this way? I grew up in a home where my dad wouldn’t allow basketball on the TV because it was just “a bunch of *n-words* practicing their running away from the cops.” Yes, this is the same father that told me he was surprised that the plane actually got off the ground when I was in it because I was so fat. Yes. He did.

Then yesterday a friend of mine – who I intend on keeping as a friend even though I read her blog and she claims to have lost friends because of it – sent me the link to her blog. I won’t share it because she asked me not to. She bitched on her blog about schools and healthcare and the new president:

‘I just watched a man named Barak Hussein Obama be sworn in as president.  I heard him promise quality healthcare at lower costs, renewed prosperity for our nation, government sponsored jobs for the unemployed and other ridiculous things – considering the state of our nation.  What I saw today was the telltale signs of what’s happening in California stretching across the country.  Obama has promised that he would bring jobs by way of public-works projects to the people of America.  But who will buy the supplies, purchase the equipment and fund these projects?  With the nation’s deficits, he sounds exactly like Schwarzenegger (emphasis in blue above):  “I want to help by creating jobs… oops, we don’t have the money to FUND the jobs, so we’re cutting them.”  Ure says FDR prolonged the depression and Obama is saying he wants to be FDR to our current recession.  ((Not sure about the FDR thing, but it does scare the hell out of me to hear the media keep saying Obama is modeling his presidency on Lincoln’s – because Lincoln did THE most to destroy the freedom in our country.))’

She goes on to bitch about schools but the problem with that is she Home school’s her children. She’s got 4 kids, wants another and doesn’t let them associate with anyone else in the world. These kids are going to grow up and completely rebel, or be so completely naïve that when they do get out into the real world, they will get their asses handed to them on a daily basis by people who will take advantage of the fact that they were so sheltered growing up. They don’t have TV, they don’t listen to radio stations, only Christian music… and I’m sorry, not “Christian” music. She hates “Chrischuns” Hates that anyone might… oh here, read it:

“Will SOMEBODY please tell that bastard-from-Hell Rick Warren to READ HIS DAMN BIBLE, for pity’s sake?!  If MLK Jr. and his bruthahs are in Heaven looking down on Obama, it’s news to the Lord God Almighty – because in His Word (1 Corinthians 15:23-24, specifically) it says NOBODY’S in Heaven – the dead in Christ don’t rise until His second coming.  Which means you’re a LIAR, Warren… not that THAT’s news or anything.   I kept waiting for Heaven to open and toast that sucker.  ((I wish.))  I abhor chrischuns.

Idiot.

PS:  I will not go into how RILED I am that he turned his whole stinkin’ prayer into a ‘Dear God, thank you for this BLACK president, who is AFRICAN AMERICAN and will bring COLOR to the presidency’ thang.  What is that?  As if Obama’s race is the only thing that matters?  What about if he’s strong enough, smart enough, and caring enough for the job, hm, MR. Warren?  And that on the heels of Mrs. Obama saying that she had noticed during her time in the spotlight that people don’t look at her and see color, but hope.  Apparently Mr. Warren isn’t one of those people, Michelle.  Gah, I have to stop.  Now.”

Now, I’m not all God Fearing and such, but come on. She’s decided to be a Jew. At least at the end of that second paragraph, she seems to have something nice to say about Michelle Obama. *Shrug*
I just don’t understand.

I woke up with a peculiar song stuck in my head this morning and I dreamed of driving. That was the entire dream. Me driving in my van, wobble and all. My van is wobbling lately. The song was “Someone Like You” by Safetysuit. So that’s my song of the day. Did you know that it costs $2.50 to download the 30 second ringtone onto my phone, but only $.99 to download the whole song? How stupid. I’m stuck watching Days of Our Lives lately. I watched it religiously for like 20 years and I stopped. Lately, I’ve been watching it again. Why wouldn’t I? Hot fucking guys on this show. With hot bodies! Why wouldn’t I watch? I should just turn off the sound and look at the damn show.

Sweet Sophia has a hard time leaving her home. Or at least it seems that way lately. She has every possible meeting at her place.  Any meetings…  Not to mention that she volunteered herself into Play Selection Committee once she realized Hubby was the head of it. Now meetings for it will be in her house. I don’t believe that either of them feel nothing anymore… especially when he got all upset with me the other day because my Aussie friend said the picture of us was like “Darth Vader kissing Obi Wan.” This cheesed hubby off.

I have not packed anything in days. We’re moving – hopefully – next weekend. Hopefully we will have our TV all hooked up for the Super Bowl. There isn’t any more space around here to hold boxes without impeding our current living space. I wish I could shoot myself in the foot and not have to do any more work and watch everyone else do it… but I’m not sure if that would be more or less painful.

I packed up my secret drawer and taped it closed. Do you know how bad of an idea that was? Granted – I thought when I did it that I would be moving sooner than I am, but still. I miss my friends. L LOL.

Tonight or tomorrow I am going to tell you 100 random things about me…. Until then… enjoy.