**Voiceless TMI Tuesday

1. Who and when was your first crush?
Matt Y. I was 7 years old. He lived across the alley from us and had 3 brothers.

2. Who and when was your first date?
I never dated. Well, i went on a couple of “Dates” but never really a dinner/movie sort of date. Chris Dick took me out a few times. He was killed in a car accident a while later.

3. Who and when was your first kiss?
Matt Y – again.   i was like 8 when that happend. We made out… well, like any 8 year old has the ability to make out anyway…

4. Who and when was your first partner while “fooling around” in car?
Steve M. The first time we ever hooked up was in the back seat of my dads car. I married him when I was 16…

5. Who and when was your first partner while “fooling around” in a house?
Scott J. I was 12. My parents didn’t pay attention to me - ever – so i just had sex. Alas, i got preggers when i was 13.

6. Who and when was your first love?
Steve M. If he would have treated me better, i would have lived my life with him. I loved him. Now i think he’s a bastard and I hope he trips. Hands IN pockets. He never changed. No one believed he would so its okay.

Bonus: Who’s blog did you first comment on?
Probably my friend S’s. It was a long time ago though.

**That “voiceless” thing i’ll explain later… probably in my HNT. Check back.

Half-Nekkid (really) Thursday.

Good  Morning.

I’m not in the happiest moods today. Forget that tomorrow night i’m going to BFF’s house to spend the night before we head off to the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK concert on Saturday Night!! (don’t judge me – i have great tits and because of that, i am excused for the concert) Anyway… I had intentions of taking my lappy with me to the concert, but someone has decided to destroy the power cord and now it cannot be charged. I’m SO fucking livid!! I want to blame my tiny stupid doggy, Cassie, but upon further investigation, i could almost swear that it was cut… and thinking about it all, as badly as it’s torn apart, if it was the dog chewing it, she’d probably have gotten the shock of her life… but scissors seems the same logic… Regardless, i have no fucking lappy!! I’m PISSED about it! And i doubt there is any way i can get a new one by tomorrow. I’m SO pissed off!!! OMG!!

HE is in Missouri for this week and next. He txts me randomly… Every morning to say hello or “What’s crackin?” or something along those lines. He tells me goodnight in the evening. He sends random msgs during the day on breaks asking me how my day is. I dont’ even have an idea what all of that means, but I dunno… 2 months ago i would have been all about His msgs to me. I don’t ignore Him by any means when He sends msgs, but i’m not all about having to hear from Him. *Shrug*

Hubby and I are doing great. He’s working a billion hours right now and I had dreams all night that he was still talking to her… for all i know he is. But whatev. I’m trying to be better.  My BFF came over and we went and bought new toys at the sex toy shop Woot!

I don’t talk to Australia hardly at ALL. Maybe once a month… at most… we trade 2 or 3 emails and he avoids talking to me about anything worth talking about and then nothing for the next month. It’s a far cry from telling him everything. I hope he and his Austrian are very happy together. She looks like a cabbage patch doll.

My other Australian is fine. He’s hilarious and fun to talk to and we have great conversations about absolutely nothing. He is me with a penis and an accent. It’s fun!

I keep thinking there is something wrong in hubby’s head though. I keep thinking he’s upset with me (prolly is regarding the txts from Sgt Connecticut) but i dont’ want him to be mad to me. it makes me sad. I love him. And yes, i know he’s reading this… I love you honey!

Um.. thats all. SHort and sweet. I’ve got a billion things to do next week that i should have done this week but didn’t. Oops. Have a good day.

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Gimme a T; Gimme an M; Gimme an I

1. Have you ever felt guilty or ashamed after a sexual experience?
Guilty yes. Ashamed – i guess not really. Guilty because someone told me that my ex (well, he wasn’t my ex at the time) was cheating on me – again – and i was fed up, so i said eff it and went and hooked up with someone else. Later i found out that my ex wasn’t cheating on me at that point. But he cheated on me ALL the time. in 3 1/2 years, he cheated no less than 50 times.

2. Did you ever own a fake ID?
No, i never did. I started having sex at 12, had a baby at 14 – started smoking 8 months later, married at 16, pregnant again at 17, divorced at 18, remarried at 19 and was pregnant again on my 21st bday. A fake ID would have been good if i needed or wanted to drink. I was much to busy to drink…

3. How often do you tell white lies? Is it with or without thinking?
All the time. Little shit like “i didn’t answer the phone because i was in the shower” but in reality I was sleeping. Nothing big though. Especially not to hubby. That fucker always figures me out. Its best to just tell the truth in the beginning.

4. On a scale of 1-10, how well do you receive constructive criticism?
About a 3/4. Not well at all. I Hate when people tell me things about myself when I think i’m fine. It hurts my feelings and i tend to clam up quickly. (Hubby once told me that i talk to much. I stopped talking for like 7 hours)

5. Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?
ALL the time. I’ve not had hair down there in years. I’m smooth all the time. And people are happy about that for the most part.

Bonus: What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a “friends with benefits” relationship? How about men?
ALL men… It’d be their wet dreams to have a girl who only wanted to fuck and no strings… however.
There is a hormone that releases in a womans brain when she has an orgasm taht makes her believe that she is in love… So its much harder for a woman to be okay with “friends with benefits” than a man. I’d say about 20% of women could do it, but a lot of extra factors need to be involved…

Oh – and this picture… I could have put up the “After” picture… this isn’t that grapic, is it?

I shave at least twice a week (yeah, its me)

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TMI Tuesday – Exhausted Edition.

1. What do you do that sends a clear signal to your partner that you’re interested in an intimate evening?
I am very straightforward. (Didn’t see that coming, didga?) Tonight i tried getting him to drop the kids off at rehearsal and take me out in the van somewhere…but he wouldn’t. That’s okay. hockey was on and we Won. So woot!

2. How important is foreplay to an exciting evening?
I rarely enjoy foreplay… i dunno why. Sometimes i can be all about it, but mostly not.

3. What is the first thing you do during foreplay or what is the first thing you like done to you?
I am usually the one touching him and such. I know it feels good, but i don’t get foreplay unless i’m pretending to sleep or something and then he’ll play with my tits a bit. I’d say its about 80%/20% in the foreplay dept.

4. Are you a one and done kind of partner (20 minutes or so) or do you like intimacy sessions longer than 60 minutes?
I’d go… all night. Honey – not so much. There has been times that he’s gone for ages.. but he doesn’t go twice unless i make him go alone first and then decide it’s my turn… and doggy style… fuck yeah!

BONUS: If you are interested in sex with a same-sex partner, what would be the first thing you’d like to touch on that other person, and why? (For those already in same sex relationships…what was the first thing you touched, or if you were interested in a relationship with the opposite sex, what would be the first thing you touched?)
breasts…Breasts, breasts, breasts!! And then pussy.. but breasts… love them.

breasts.