I was up too early today.

April 30, 2008

1. Taken a picture completely naked?
If you paste them all together, yes… the’s a complete pic somewhere.

2. Made out with a friend from MySpace/Facebook?
Yes i have. And some are quite good at it.

3. Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Yes. i’m sure that’s happend..

4. Told a lie?
Yeah, I totally have. I feel bad about it.

5. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Very much

6. Been arrested?
Nope. I am a VERY behaved woman
Actually – i’ve just not gotten caught at things.

7. Made out with someone of the same sex?
Yes, girls are good.

8. Seen someone die?
See? No. Thankfully.

9. Slept in until 5 P.M.?
Two new years eve’s ago, i was drunk and sleeping until after 4 PM. But 5 is much too late.

10. Had sex at work?
not MINE. but someones.

11. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Yes – High School spanish class.

12. Held a snake?
Not held, but I touched it.

13. Ran a red light?
I once convinced myself – after a couple of cocktails – that it was legal to turn left at a red light..

14. Been suspended from school?
I was suspended in HS because a girl told the principal that i wrote on her locker and because i didn’t do it, i wouldn’t wash it off. It was Dry Erase marker. Douchebottles.

15. Wrecked your car in an accident?
not MY car, but Steve’s car. My one and only accident.

16. Pole danced?
Yeah – no.

17. Smoked?
I know its gross, but yes.. i smoked for 7 years..

18. Been fired from a job?
Not really… They once told me i was too young to be a waitress..

19. Sang karaoke?
Yes

20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Oh yeah

21. Laughed until a drink came out of your nose?
Nope, never.

22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Is there anyone who hasn’t?

23. Kissed in the rain?
you know what – no… i don’t think i ever have.

24. Sang in the shower?
I don’t sing in the shower. I think that’s crazy.

25. Given your private parts a nickname?
Nope.

26. Ever gone out without underwear?
Of course…

27. Sat on a rooftop?
Yes.

28. Broken a bone?
Nope.

29. Mooned/flashed someone?
Uh.. yeah.

30. Shaved your head?
I once decided it would be fun to shave the underside of my hair… it wasn’t.

31. Slept naked?
Oh yes.

32. Played a prank on someone?
Of course.

33. Had a gym membership?
Yes, and I need another one.

34. Felt like killing someone?
Yes.. but i’d never.

35. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
My ex would cry if i didn’t take him back. I didn’t take him back..

36. Cried over someone you were in love with?
Absolutely

37. Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
Close, but not 10. It’s good to have goals, though.

38. Had Mexican Jumping Beans for pets?
Pets?

39. Been in a band?
5th grade school band.

40. Subscribed to Maxim?
Not that i remember

41. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
Yes.

42. Shot a gun?
No

43. Had sex today?
today – as in since midnight – yes.

44. Played strip poker?
Yup

45. Tripped on mushrooms?
Nope

46. Donated blood?
No.. i keep getting tattooed. They don’t let you when you get tattooed.

47. Video-taped yourself having sex?
Yes.

48. Eaten alligator meat?
Um… no?

49. Eaten frog legs?
See above.

50. Ever jump out of an airplane?
Very no!

51. Have you been to more than 10 countries?
Nope. I’m boring, i know.

52. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Yes. usually…


How would you like to live under my skirt?

April 26, 2008

Oh, what a wonderful couple of weeks i’ve had.

Yes, that was sarcasm.

I’ve not hooked up. Well – other than Steve. I’ve talked to some people, but nothing yet. And the one guy i was going to hook up with. The one who smelled so nice and kissed so well. Well, nothing happend. Something could have. Something should have. But it seems as though he listens a little too much to his friend. His friend made him leave my house and took his phone so he wouldn’t or couldn’t talk to me. Then he promised his friend that he wouldn’t have anything to do with me. These boys are like 21/22 years old. I think they’ve been experimenting a little too much and his friend gets jealous of girls. Whatev.

The project that has been keeping me so busy the last couple of months ends tomorrow. I could say that i’ll have more time to blog, but i unless i have something nice to tell you, i’ll probably not. Oh well.

Connecticut is well. He’s going to Iowa in a couple of weeks and will be there for about 10 days. Some class he’s taking. He joked a couple of times about me coming there, but in my further questioning the matter, he reiterated that it would only be friendly and nothing sexual. I would go there anyway – regardless of whether or not it would be sexual in nature, but he just seems really uncomfortable about my coming there. I know he isn’t single. I’d not ruin his relationship with his gf. But in some of the messages that I get from him – the randomness about them… I really believe that he couldn’t quit me anymore than I could quit him. He can be so sweet at times, and other times so distant. Last week he was lovely. Some of his txt msgs to me include him saying goodnight. But not just “Goodnight,” it’s always something like ” Sweet dreams, Lila. Sleep tight” or one day when i wasn’t feeling great, ” Why ddon’t you lay down with a nice blanket and rest.” It’s times like those that my heart melts and i just want to be with him… I know that’d never happen… Not after messages like “Even if you did come out, it wouldn’t be a sexual thing. You understand?” or “I don’t think Steve would appreciate the trip, plus what about the kids?” or ” I’m just not sure its a good idea with all the circumstances.” And he’s totally right. I know he is. It’s a good thing he has a good head on his shoulders, because i’d definately have fucked something up by now if he didn’t. And I’m sure i would have regretted whatever that fuck up might be.

He’s also very naughty with me still. One day after being a complete bitch to everyone on the planet, i sent him a msg telling him about my attitude and he adjusted it for me. Or had me adjust it… I was told to spread my legs wide and rub my clit until just before i came… then i was to stop and wait 1 minute before i could touch myself. I was not allowed to cum. Not until i did this 10 times, and then contacted him. In the end, he let me cum – but the build up and build up and build up… finally when he allowed me to release, i was in a much better mood and the rest of the the world was content.

Last week, it seems he was in a mood to the point where just the opposite – i had to make myself cum 10 times in 2 hours. almost an impossiblity. I’m not sure he realizes how hard that was for me. was actually somewhat easy. But when i told him that I couldn’t get more… he told me “Fuck that shit, L. You fucking better cum 3 more times. Don’t try me…” and I got one more.. and i thought I was done. I wanted to be done. I told him i was at 8 and he told me “Good girl, but that isn’t 10 now is it? I want you to fucking tell me about it, so get it done L.” But him saying “Good Girl” gets me there easy.. omg. So i was at 9 and i was done… i tried for about 20 more minutes and finally gave up. told him i was done at just 9 and i was sore… that it hurt and his response was “It’s supposed to. But you’re almost there, slave. Now you need to make your cunt cum one final time and share with your master the details.” I did eventually get to 10, but well past the 2 hours allocated in the beginning of my mission. I told him the details. He was proud of me. That makes me happy.

Next week – after Auntie Flo has gone home, i think i’ll invite Ian over. He’s been wanting me for ages. He’s hot, and very fuckable, but i’ve never been sure. He’s engaged. There’s several others. I am going to have someone soon. And no more children. Those 22 year olds are WAY to immature.

I’ll update on Down-Under soon… so until then, hold your breath.


Sexy Survey – honest, i promise.

April 18, 2008

1. Sex the Morning or Sex at Night?
It doesn’t really matter to me. I mean, if you’re going to do it in the morning, at least brush your teeth first… at night, you better make it damn good… and make me pass out…

2. Better Sex Music – Sade or Marvin Gaye?.
I don’t listen to music during sex… i mean, if its on, whatever.. but i’m not going to turn it on for effect… I can’t plan out sex that far in advance..

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Pictures. Definately… It’s like a hint… not the whole damn answer.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
Dr. House seems much more apt to be mean and rough… Dr. Ross was just to nice with Carol…

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Vibrating dildo’s silly… You can have your cake and eat it too…

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
It really depends on how kinky you are… and with a blindfold on, you’d never know what the lights were doing.

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
It depends on if you’re calling someone a name… I’d prefer to call you a “cunt” instead of a pussy… unless you’re a boy being lead around by another boy who has no intentions of sucking your dick… Then – yer a pussy.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
I’m not going to let you “take me over your knee…” but if my ass is near your hand and you feel the need to make it pink, by all means…

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Sex in an elevator.. Gives to meaning to “going down” Where the hell are you going to have sex on an aeroplane (airplane) Those bathrooms are too small.. TOO small.. think – broom closet.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
Peter North. He was WAY more attractive. And much less Super Mario Brother’s.

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
Again, it depends on if i’m calling you a name.. A cock – i’d like to suck… a Dick is someone who is too pursuaded by their friends.

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
I would say Linda Lovelace, but she got all anti-porn on us after Deep Throat.. but Jenna Jameson is fucking gross, dude.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope, please… i bet i’d love the rope burns the next day…

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
I will hold nothing against you if you are into licking someones asshole, but i’ll pass thanks.. As far as Anal sex goes – you gotta get me in Juuuuuust the right mood… tha’ts all i’m sayin.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
I’d fuck celebs.. hells yeah… but seriously – who wants to see ME strip?

16. Which Threesome – Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Ooh, tuff one… i’ll say MFF. Next damn boy who tells me “i don’t think i can do it if another cock is involved” i’m going to punch in the throat.. I bet you’ll jack off to boy/girl porn huh? But when it comes to actually being involved, you probably just can’t get it up…

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
I dont effin care if my oil is flavored, but tingling… that could get pretty fucking interesting…

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Again, another tough question… There is some serious getting to know you before i swallow anything… But then again… read the following question.

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
I’d have to know for a minute before i hooked up, though my recent history has proven to me that it doesn’t matter how long you know someone, they can still turn into a prick even after you thought they were really cool… I’m glad nothing happend before i realized that… But if you really feel the need to watch two people have sex that you’ve never met before… well, we all do it when we watch porn right, so live wouldn’t be much different.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
Damn, baby.. you don’t have to tie me TO anything… just tie me up in general and i’m happy as a clam… a tied up clam…


My Five Senses.

April 7, 2008

Touch: Friday night I went to a friends house and to hang out. Our friend from the party last summer was there. I sat next to him. He immediately pushed his leg against mine. We took turns with a hand under the table as there were 4 other people sitting there. He kept rubbing my pussy through my jeans. After a while, he went inside and i followed him. He was in the bathroom so i told him to hurry up and share it. Finally he opened the door and announced it was “all mine” I went inside with him. He closed the door and immediately had ahold of the back of my head kissing me. I wrapped my hand around his cock and slid it up and down his shaft. He slid a hand inside my jeans and at once found my clit. Very sensitive. We couldn’t do that there. I had to stop us. He left the bathroom and i straightened up and went back outside, leaving him in the kitchen. He came b ack outside and sat next to me.. pressing his leg against mine again. i put my hand on his knee and he moved it up to his cock, still hard through his pants. After only about a minute, he slapped my hand away and i moved it back to his knee. Then he took my hand and put it back to his cock, which was no longer inside his pants. I proceeded to give him a handjob beneath the table. Lots of precum and slipperiness. I didn’t finish him though. Later after we’d left and came home, He txt’d me and said “Cum back” but by the time he had the ability to get over here, he’d passed out drunk.

Taste: I have a thing for breathmints. But it makes me happy to “share” them with a willing participant by kissing him (or her i suppose) and having them take it from me that way. Most recently, there’s been a boy that i’ve made out with that makes out veeery well. I don’t need a breathmint to make out with him. I just need him to not be so far away all week long. He’s got great lips and uses just the right amount of tongue… nothing else has happend with us, and where i wish more has happend, it’s nice that nothing has because there’s been a lot more making out. :)

Smell: Also, said boy smells sooo nice. A cross between clean and body spray and laying with my head in his lap a few nights ago, i couldn’t get over how good he smelled.

Hearing: Phone sex is fun… as my little blond girlfriend up the street has just recently figured out. Soon she’ll become the expert I am and love it just as much as me. I’ve been doing it since just after i got my first computer 10 years ago, and although i’d only did it once or twice in the first few years, i’ve more than made up for it that last few. You cannot do it all the time because it loses it’s desireability, but if you can space it out to every 6 or so weeks with one person – or in some cases.. once a week  on your end, but ever 5 or 6 weeks for each of the people you are doing it with.. Yes, i’m a phonewhore, but i dont’ care. I’ve learned their voices, their noises, what turns them on and most importantly what they sound like just before they cum and while they are cumming and i can get off two or three more times a day just by thinking of it. Even now, three or so weeks since i  last did that with anyone (Down Under) i can hear him in my head and it catches my breath a little. Listening to them say that they aren’t that loud when they cum and then when they do cum, they are loud and that brings me right to cumming too… and I am loud.

Sight: Tummies. I have a thing lately for men with something to look at if i look up their shirt. Flat, hairless, muscular.. smooth. OMG. I might be able to get off on just that alone.  So many boys with this flat, muscular stummy. Tanned and beautiful. And the hip bones.. in jeans… If you showed me  yours, i’d melt… and want badly to touch and lick and bite – very nicely – them. Please show me  yours.

 

 

 


Besotted, Befuddled and Obsessed.

April 1, 2008

“I’m having sex with my gf.”
If that bitch had any idea how to please you half as much as I would if you’d just let me, you’d be as besotted with me as i was with you.   

“No Means No??”
I read a blog today that someone  i know wrote that said she was pulled into a truck, taken out to the middle of no where, raped, beaten and well.. i don’t know what happend after that. I’m certain the rapers didn’t take her back to her car… or to her house, or to the hospital. And she isn’t stupid enough to have not gone to the hospital and if she didn’t tell me that that did in fact happen, eff her. If anyone, I’D be the person to come to. and if it didn’t happen… FUCK HER!

“I’ve have been obsessed with a girl”
It must have been  her that you were with when i called you and you completely blew me off.

Hey, boy… Saturday night, it’s on.